Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Sarah: Is that a Bro of the Jonas variety?

Why aren’t they looking at each other? Is his breath bad?

What’s with her hand?

and SIXTY SEVEN people gave the cover a thumbs up on NetGalley. what

Claudia: Something odd is going on with her hair too!

Amanda: As someone who also has long hair, I know she’s uncomfortable. Ow!

Sarah: That is ALSO real housewives hair.

Sneezy: I get kinda creepy pasta vibes from it.

Elyse: Not so much cover snark, but nothing makes my vagina dryer than the idea of being delayed at an airport.

I do not believe true love is happening at Chili’s Too.

Sarah: Airport, nah, no thanks for romance. But I also have some questions. For one, is that a submarine plane? Is it landing in ice? What’s going on?

They might want to relocate their meet cute, is what I’m thinking.

Sneezy: Okay, but hear me out, at the airports with amazing food a meet cute could be possible. Although if you’re in one of those airports, you’re probably better off hauling ass to spend the rest of your delay outside of it.

Sarah: Have we snarked this?

I think we have.

Amanda: The title is very familiar, but I think the book cover placement for aerospace engineering is new.

Sarah: Crotch rocket aside, is the title Space Juuk?

Sneezy: Look, I’m not one to pass up a low brow pun, the cheesier, the dumber, the more I go for them. But somehow, this sparks no joy in me.

From MaryK: I just can’t with this glowing boob.

Sarah: So what kind of a bra would 10,000,000 fireflies make, do you think?

Tara: He should really get that checked out.

Sneezy: Oh man, this reminds me I want to see some fireflies this year. Mr. Boob Shine better go see a doctor. I WILL kill anyone who ruins this for me.

Amanda: In my head, “Mr. Blue Sky” is now “Mr. Boob Shine.”